Friday 7 August 2009

typical Malaysian student = Teoh Shu Wen?!?

-will be waiting 4 aid under Unemployment Benefits System.

-A non-marketable future graduate after receiving 14 years of free education.


Testimonial:

-Well experienced in finding sources of ‘FREE’ things. An important skills in dealing with inflation.(eg:Skim Pinjaman Buku Teks, kononnya father’s income less than rm1000.00)


-An expert in plagiarism.Manage to complete an assignment in a very short period of time.


-Mind my own business.


-Answer templates for any questions: "i’ve no idea" "i dono wo" "aiya..don ask me la..how i know o"


-thrifty.Never buy useless things such as newspaper.Leave them for whom it may concern.Safe the money for entertainment.


-An expert in producing pirated drama n songs which is an important task in helping those dramas in doing promotion.–>good marketing skills, good time management.


-Smart learning skills. Read only the teaching module.Omit topics which are not mentioned in exam tips.(waste time not, safe it for illegal downloads)


-Work hard in enlarging network of friends (the source of exam tips).


-did not go back to vote because of stupid excuses: "i got test la..i no money la"

March 14th, 2008

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